Want To Be A Terrible Boyfriend? Here’s How

Ya know, having really good, understanding, caring, giving, selfless, supportive boyfriends is deeply overrated. Do you know what we ladies need more of in our lives? Really terrible boyfriends.

Life is just too saccharine! What women need is someone who’ll suck the will to live right out of them. Want to be that person? Well my little do-gooder, here are four ways that will help you accomplish just that;

Suck The Self Esteem Right Out Of Them

If you’re looking for a sure fire way to be a really bad boyfriend, just try this: break down your gal pal’s confidence, piece-by-piece. Want to take it to the next level? Use the same tactic to simultaneously beef up your own self-image.

Whether it’s by telling her how much better her friend would look in that dress than she does or by pointing out the flaws in her relationship with her mother(while, obviously, comparing it to your perfect one), there is no one to the way by which you can execute this great bad-boyfriend technique.

Drama King

Try this little treat on for size: make a huge deal out of positively everything. And be really self-centered about it. For example, whenever she calls, pick that time to immediately dive into your oh-so-intriguing story about your stressful day of stubbing you toe and not making it to the cleaners before they closed.

Of course all this Drama is terribly time consuming. She’ll just have to understand that you have a busy life. After all, she is your girlfriend and she should know that you have things to do besides listen to her yap on the phone. Click.

Father Hen

Your poor, poor gal palwhat would she do without you? Honestly, if you weren’t there to tell her how to proceed in her career, relationships and family life, well, where would she be? If she’s made an unwise outfit/friend/vacation destination/meal choice, it’s really best to tell her what she ought to have done instead. Otherwise, how will she learn? Oh, and a condescending tone of voice never hurts.

The Party Pal

It might seem like it’s enough to be someone’s favorite bar buddy on the weekends, but hey, she can do better than that, right? She should go out with you every night! Because life is too short for icky little responsibilities! So what if she has an early meeting or is trying to cut back on the sauce to fit into her favorite dress? It’s your job to make playing the night away seem like the thing to do. And definitely don’t forget to make her feel like lame little lamb if she turn you down.

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